Because he fixed that.

I’d like to send a special hug to all of you dear long-time followers who have stuck with me despite adding new obsessions.

i have a feeling my greatest and only accomplishment this summer will be the massive crater I leave in my bed from sitting on it every day

A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.

“It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.”

We should all have sex with him.